Bunch of softies

[Kaituna]

What is this I hear about the bunch of Softies not paddling today as it was too cold?:D

[Jon]

What! Didn't anyone paddle today?

I have a good excuse... I was hanging from a rope.

[Captain Scum]

I am dismayed, insulted, and cut to the core to be criticised by someone whose head had not even left his pillow! This is the same man who held up a mini bus of 11 people about to embark on an alpine canoe trip because he hadn't tidied his room as his mummy had requested

[Kaituna]

I think Captain Scum must be getting past it. I remember him smashing ice on the river so we could paddle down!

[Mad Kayaker]

'Smashing ice' for the vodka and cokes perhaps? :p